'Alexa, what do you know about us?' What I discovered when I asked Amazon to tell me everything my family's smart speaker had heard

She needs to be spoken to slowly and clearly, as you'd talk to an aged relative with diminished faculties. '"Alexa, how long do wasps live for?" "Alexa, how long do wasps live if you hit them with a tea towel and then a saucepan?" In September 2016, a new presence appears in our house, squatting on the kitchen counter between the kettle and the coffee machine. It is blandly futuristic, a minimal cylinder with an LED ring that glows blue to alert us to the fact that it is ready, poised to answer our questions or carry out our instructions, as long as those instructions are clearly stated and fall within a narrow band of available "skills".