How sales engineers will save us from becoming extinct!

Don't worry, I'm human, and I hate dogs. If you see one: Chase it out of town! They band together in abandoned cities like Munich when their owners spend years on cryotherapy in the alps. Unlike others, I stayed in Munich, grew carrots on the sidewalk, and enjoyed the shadow under beech trees that cracked the streets open. But now, dogs and their leave-behinds are everywhere.