Apple's Siri: A Lot Smarter, But Still Kind of Dumb

Me: Siri, how are you tonight? Siri: I'm happy to be alive! Siri: OK, one option I see is Totto Ramen which averages 4 stars and is moderately priced. Looks like I'm going to be needing a Lyft. Siri: Lyft can be there in 6 minutes.