Satire: The Devil is in the details, Blockchain Edition

Ambrose Bierce became an early 1900s influencer when he published "The Devil's Dictionary," a book of sarcastic definitions. He discovered dictionaries were a fantastic literary device for social commentary. He also probably realized inventing bogus definitions was an easy method to overcome writer's block and to efficiently generate content to meet deadlines. With that in mind, this seems like a good opportunity to produce more devilish definitions that fit with our modern world. I should apologize in advance, however, because some of these definitions are 100% real, which puts this article into the strange category of fake fake news.