Trump Wants to Bring Back Factory Jobs. I Worked on the Assembly Line. It Was Hell.

Sign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to your inbox daily. I once witnessed a friend going through a severe midlife crisis. Basically overnight, this formerly serious and well-adjusted middle-aged man dumped his wife for a much younger girlfriend, got a face tattoo, and built a full-sized halfpipe in his house. Soon, we were barraged with music recommendations (all stuff he'd listened to in high school and college) and life updates laden with "hip" "slang" ("Despite the age gap, my situationship with Triniteigh is lowkey lit"). It was a transparent--and, from a certain perspective, even sympathetic--response to a universal anxiety: He'd seen that the good times were over, and that only decline lay ahead. But, like all nostalgists, he didn't realize that you can't ever truly go back; you can only go backward. The United States, under President Donald Trump, seems to be undergoing a similar midlife crisis, as this reactionary administration attempts to brute-force the country back to a golden age that many people are realizing either didn't exist in the first place or has been permanently lost to the mists of time and modernization.