Google's Allegedly Sentient Artificial Intelligence Has Hired An Attorney

Say there is a computer which passes the Turing Test in Chinese - Chinese-speaking people are fooled into thinking the computer is a fluent speaker. Someone takes all the rules the computer uses when talking with someone and writes them down. Instead of machine instructions, they are human instructions. These instructions tell the human how to react to any Chinese text. Then the computer is swapped with a human who doesn't speak Chinese, but has access to these instructions. All the human does is take the input and follow the rules to give an output.