Number Theory Meets Linguistics: Modelling Noun Pluralisation Across 1497 Languages Using 2-adic Metrics

It has been known in the mathematical community In this paper we use a simple and naive approach since 1897 --- although only clearly since for converting vocabulary words into vectors: use (Hensel, 1918) -- that there is an unusual and unexpected whatever the unicode bit sequence for the word family of distance metrics based on prime would be; this bit sequence can also be viewed as an numbers which can be used instead of Euclidean integer vector with one element. This is of course metrics, which have infinitesimals (to support calculus), extremely arbitrary and subject to the whims of the triangle inequality (to support geometry), the unicode consortium, but it is the most common and other useful properties all the while maintaining way to represent text from any human language on mathematical consistency. They are known a computer.