Yikes! A Sketch Artist Explains What Happened Here.

Unless you just so happen to reside in southeastern England, you probably don't think too much about what the police in Kent are up to--not to mention the rozzers assigned to the humble town of Royal Tunbridge Wells. Recently, though, the tiny municipality's law enforcement has earned a fair amount of international attention thanks to its bizarre, perhaps overcomputerized attempts to pursue some petty criminals. On April 11, a 90-year-old Tunbridge Wells resident heard an intruder prancing about his house and went upstairs to confront the stranger, who pretended to be a cop and then fled the premises. Actual police in the area responded to the senior's complaint and took down a standard description of this wannabe thief: The man is described as white and around five feet five inches tall, with an average build and short dark hair. He is thought to be in his 30s and may have a front tooth missing at the top.