How a Nonhuman Author Could Write a Bestseller

A novelist responds to Jeff Hewitt's "The Big Four v. ORWELL." For the first time in history, a machine is capable of crafting flash fiction stories, poems, parody Bible verses, and spoof My Little Pony episode summaries, to everyone's delight (or horror). Narrative art, once thought the sole province of humans, has been invaded by large language models. Hollywood writers have told me they're terrified that studios will fire them all and fill writers' rooms with robots in a few years. Before we've even had a chance to absorb the fact that the Turing test (used to determine if an artificial intelligence can pass as human) has been demolished, it seems we writers are being handed pink slips.