How Self-Driving Cars Will Avenge the End of Net Neutrality

Now that the payola-swilling, bribery-swaddled, kneepad-wearing FCC Chairman -- the corporate shill also known as Ajit Pai -- his done his part in securing a well-paid no-show job at the media company of his choice once he leaves government, it's time to discuss how to pay him back for selling out the American people in the name of free markets. If Ajit Pai loves free markets so much, let him choke on them. I give you self-driving cars and traffic markets, the ultimate tool of non-violent protest and vengeance. Because, in our utopian future, suffering won't be defined by physical pain but by inconvenience. For those ignorant of the neutrality debate, it's basically this: should the internet be regulated like a public utility?