I got a robot massage and lived to tell the tale

Is a massage from a machine as good as a massage from a person? Is a massage from a machine as good as a massage from a person? Can one really relax while being prodded by large robotic arms? I am alone in a dimly lit room, splayed face down on a table. Megan Thee Stallion's Mamushi is bumping from a speaker, and on a large screen, two white circles roam up and down an outline of my body.