We must all get ready to welcome our robot overlords

A woman who was walking her dog in Milton Keynes, England, saw a delivery robot plunge "straight into the canal." Starship Technologies has urged residents not to worry if they see one of its robots in distress. The company noted, however, that people should report any sightings of their machines "swimming or in any other odd situation." ESPECIALLY BALL HANDLING: A man, shooting hoops in the nude at a park in Longwood, Fla., at 7:30 on a Sunday night, told arresting officers that he thought playing naked would help improve his basketball skills. A 23-year-old man kicked several people out of his family's home in Glassboro, N.J., stole a neighbor's pickup truck and got into an accident involving two other vehicles.