Is a massage from a machine as good as a massage from a person? Is a massage from a machine as good as a massage from a person? Can one really relax while being prodded by large robotic arms? I am alone in a dimly lit room, splayed face down on a table. Megan Thee Stallion's Mamushi is bumping from a speaker, and on a large screen, two white circles roam up and down an outline of my body.

I had My first-ever professional massage last December during a spa day with some friends. Everyone opted for a traditional massage, which required a preliminary consultation. They disrobed, and the massage took place in a private room. I opted for a shiatsu massage--a clothed experience in a semiprivate area, and while I felt physically relaxed afterward, I didn't have the best time. My limbs were stretched painfully too far, and I couldn't wait for it to be over.