Ruby Is Not a Serious Programming Language

Ruby survives on affection, not utility. My little theory is that the concept of "imprinting" in psychology can just as easily be applied to programming: Much as a baby goose decides that the first moving life-form it encounters is its parent, embryonic programmers form ineradicable attachments to the patterns and quiddities of their first formative language. Because if/when the machines take over, we should at least speak their language. For many people, that language is Ruby. It's often credited with making programming "click"; imprintees speak of it with a certain indebtedness and affection.