Dear Duncan Jones: Hey, Man, So About Warcraft…

I'm sorry to be writing you under these circumstances; I wish I didn't have to. We've spoken a number of times, we've met in person, and you seem like a genuinely nice guy. I mean, it's not Jupiter Ascending, but still, there's nothing to it. It's got blood and guts, but no blood and guts, you know? So I've been thinking about what happened, and I think what happened is this: You made a film to bring a videogame universe to life.