I pitched my startup idea to a robot VC

Whatever I called it, it was going to be big. It was the pitch for my new startup, a company that promised to deliver one of the world's most popular resources in the most high-tech way imaginable: an on-demand drone delivery service for bottled water. In my mind I was already picking out my Gulfstream private jet, bumping fists with Apple's Tim Cook, and staging hostile takeovers of Twitter. I just needed to convince a panel of venture capitalists that I (and they) were onto a good thing. There were three VCs in total.