Tech Billionaires Quickly Proved the Only Thing They Care About This Week

The cowards of Silicon Valley have spoken. After former President Donald Trump defeated Vice President Kamala Harris to clinch a second stint in the White House, he was greeted with a chorus of overzealous congratulations from the richest people in the United States. Obviously, Elon Musk, who has been campaigning for Trump and celebrated with him, was ecstatic and boastful. GameStop chief and meme-stock lord Ryan Cohen wrote, "God bless America!" and followed it up crudely with, "It's cool to be a white guy again." But the normie tech titans--even the liberal ones--were quick to bow before the new king.