Why aren't video games scary any more – am I just old and jaded? Dominik Diamond

My wife and kids have a tough time believing that I fear nothing supernatural. They fear all of them. When they tell me that this is strange, considering I'm the only one of us who goes to mass every Sunday and literally eats the body and blood of a man who came back from the dead, I distract them by showing them my latest Day-Glo Virgin Mary statue which plays Ave Maria. My youngest teen, Sharkie, gives me a list of her scariest games ever. Apparently one of them is bound to give me nightmares.