A.I. Can Make Music, Screenplays, and Poetry. What About a Movie?

Let's say for the sake of argument you're stuck at home for a long time watching too much of the stuff we euphemistically call "streaming content," by which I mean movies and TV. Come up with your own reason -- anything from being one of Japan's pathologically introverted hikikomori to, say, hiding out from some sort of potentially lethal respiratory virus. In any case, you will at some point sour on all the available programming options and scroll glumly through all the familiar title selection menus until you give up. Tiger King is more of a punch line than a TV show at this point, and, sure, you could plumb the depths of history's most creative auteurs over on the Criterion Channel, but that sounds hard, and if you are like me, you consider reading the morning news emotional labor. But what if there were a movie streaming service with no downsides?