My Son Won't Tell Me Which Member of Daft Punk He Is

They always said that being a father wouldn't be easy. I knew I'd have to deal with dirty diapers, shuttling my son to and from school and sports practices, and college tuition. But I never anticipated that I'd have to grapple with my son not telling me which of the robots from Daft Punk he is. I guess it's a father's burden not to know if his son is the gold-domed robot or the silver-visored robot in a world-famous electronic-music duo. My father probably had the same trouble with me.