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Which of These Updated Health-Care Plans Is Right for You?

The New Yorker

Which of These Updated Health-Care Plans Is Right for You? Thrilling news: it's time to decide what health-care plan you'll be opting in to for the coming year. Given the feedback we've received about how limited and expensive health care has become in this country, we've made some updates to our available offerings. Please choose from the following options. This is our most popular plan. It covers things like breathing (allowed, no co-pay), sleeping (hint: you must pretend to sleep in order to fall asleep), and eating (you pay for your own food).


Did Women Really Ruin the Workplace?

The New Yorker

Did Women Really Ruin the Workplace? On Thursday, November 6, the New York published an op-ed video criticizing the effects of feminism on institutions and warning of the dangers of "toxic femininity." It briefly ran with the title "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?" I can answer that question: yes. Specifically, me--I'm the woman who ruined the workplace.


Daily Itinerary for the Person I Am Not

The New Yorker

She then fills up her one-gallon gradient water bottle. The person I am not doesn't even at her phone until after work. After that, the person I am not sets her alarm for 7, and doesn't set five backup alarms. What I imagine strangers think about me when I read a book in public . Jobs you can add to your résumé as a single person .