Daily Itinerary for the Person I Am Not

The New Yorker 

She then fills up her one-gallon gradient water bottle. The person I am not doesn't even at her phone until after work. After that, the person I am not sets her alarm for 7, and doesn't set five backup alarms. What I imagine strangers think about me when I read a book in public . Jobs you can add to your résumé as a single person .