Which of These Updated Health-Care Plans Is Right for You?

Which of These Updated Health-Care Plans Is Right for You? Thrilling news: it's time to decide what health-care plan you'll be opting in to for the coming year. Given the feedback we've received about how limited and expensive health care has become in this country, we've made some updates to our available offerings. Please choose from the following options. This is our most popular plan. It covers things like breathing (allowed, no co-pay), sleeping (hint: you must pretend to sleep in order to fall asleep), and eating (you pay for your own food).