First Melania Statement Since Trump Indictment Is Black Hole of Nonmeaning, May Have Been Written by a Chatbot

On Tuesday, the "Office of Melania Trump" account on Twitter posted a statement that may have been inspired by recent reports about the ex-first lady in People magazine and Page Six. People's articles, including one published on Monday, cite "sources" who say Melania is currently "angry" at her husband, Donald Trump, and "not comfortable" taking part in any of his campaign events, because his alleged affair with Stormy Daniels is in the news. By contrast, Page Six reported Monday that Melania and the former president "had a major talk over the weekend" and that she has "agreed to be on board" with the campaign. The public wants to know (I guess)! Unfortunately, the Melania statement does not clear anything up, or really say anything at all.