Google's new artificial intelligence can't understand these sentences. Can you?

The artificial-intelligence routine is far from perfect, of course. Google says Parsey McParseface reaches about 94 percent accuracy identifying the root of an English sentence taken from a newspaper. As for the competition, you can play with a version of the Stanford NLP parser here. A simpler, but much faster parser is spaCy, which has a demo here. You have todownload Parsey McParseface to your computer; it's a little tricky.)