Facebook's Move Into Online Dating Has Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble Acting Like Spurned Lovers

Facebook, which emerged from the ashes of a website that allowed users to decide which of their peers were hot or not, has come full circle and announced its entrée into the dating space. "There are 200 million people on Facebook who list themselves as single," Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said during the company's annual F8 conference on Tuesday, with shades of your relatives who are always trying to fix you up: "So clearly there's something to do here." When Facebook's competitors in online dating heard tell of their new rival, they naturally had thoughts. Just like you can't help but have an opinion on your ex's new relationship, the Tinders of the world felt compelled to weigh in on this new whatever, and their reactions ran the full gamut of things people say about their exes. "Your new boyfriend/girlfriend is totally my clone!"