The Reviews For That Conservative Dating App Are In--and They're Thrilling

I met my husband in 2008 and therefore skipped the whole online dating universe that dominates how we hook up and fall in love in 2022. So I was pretty excited to try out The Right Stuff--the Peter Thiel-backed dating app for conservatives--you know, for journalism, and end my personal streak of dating-app virginity. "Inae falls in love with a patriot and divorces her husband," my esteemed colleague Abigail Weinberg had predicted for me. But after filling out the questionnaires and selecting photos to build my profile, I got stuck on the last step requiring an invite. I had no choice but to hit delete; my status as a dating app virgin remains intact. But it turns out I wasn't the only one disappointed by the system--a bunch of reviewers in the app store, first spotted here, also had complaints.