Help, I'm obsessed with pressure-washing Lara Croft's house Ellie Gibson

Are video games better than sex? That's the sort of ludicrous question that is only posed by someone who has never had sex, or is searching for an attention-grabbing way to open an article about a cleaning simulator. However, I will say this: last week I had the opportunity to have it off but I played PowerWash Simulator instead, and honestly I'm not sure I had a worse time. Maybe it's to do with age. Like every middle-aged female gamer I know, I love Lara Croft.