I stopped giving a damn about Microsoft when Clippy died

I know this might be hard for some of you older folk to hear, but that's just the way it is. I, however, am not a closed-minded individual, so when I sat in front of my MacBook Air (yep) awaiting the live stream of Microsoft's Wednesday event, it was the company's last chance to impress my millennial soul. I would be lying if I said I never thought Microsoft was cool. I mean there's no denying that Microsoft is an impressive, successful company and all, but as a tech-savvy 23-year-old who must unwillingly tote around the label of "millennial" every day, Microsoft is nowhere on my radar. SEE ALSO: Watch Microsoft's'Imagine what you'll do' event right here There was a time between 1999 and 2007 when Microsoft did have some semblance of coolness.