Raise AIs like parents, not programmers--or they'll turn into terrible toddlers

A few years ago, when my son was barely three, he confused me for a slow hard drive. As I was explaining a new concept to him, I stumbled. While I searched my brain for the right words, he looked up at me: "Mama, it's loading." We are surely on a path to faster downloads. We just need to make sure we are loading the right stuff.