'Alexa, I love you': how lockdown made men lust after their Amazon Echo

I don't like where this is going. Lockdown has changed society in many ways. One of those is that men now fall in love with their Amazon Echos. A survey has determined that 14% of men admit to being turned on by Alexa, Amazon Echo's proprietary voice recognition software. But … But the survey asked only 1,000 people – and it was commissioned by We-Vibe, a company that sells app-enabled sex toys, so we probably shouldn't assume that 14% of men everywhere are getting their rocks off to Alexa.