How Would AI Cover an AI Conference?

I wish I had an artificial-intelligence slave. A digital avatar--call it MY AI--that knows ("knows"?) I spent last weekend at New York University listening to philosophers, scientists and engineers jaw about "Ethics of Artificial Intelligence." How can we ensure that driverless cars, drones and other smart technologies--such as algorithms that decide whether a human gets parole or a loan or has breast cancer--are used ethically? Also, what happens if machines get really smart?