Russian Army Killer Robots Fuelled On Vodka - Daily Squib

What better way to get killer robots to do what you want them to do -- get them addicted to vodka. The AI killer robots used by the Russian army are heavy duty alcoholics who feast on copious amounts of vodka. Russian army technician, Colonel Vladimir Dimitrov, revealed how the AI killer robots have to quench their thirst. "We first get them used to the vodka. For a few months they are pumped with the good stuff, then we suddenly withdraw all vodka. The robots naturally go crazy, their addiction is so so great they will do anything for their next fix. This is when we ask them to kill everything in sight, and afterwards they get a big tanker of vodka for a reward."