I asked my colleagues to take over my online love life

A few weeks back, while out with some colleagues, a notification flashed up on my phone's screen. I had a new Tinder match. Disinterested, I stowed my phone and looked up to see my colleague Maya's eyes glimmering with excitement. Bemused, I handed her my phone so she could take over my Tinder and Bumble. Up until now, my foray into the realm of online dating had been nothing short of a disappointment. It's over before it's even begun.