Keyword analysis is not AI Roger Schank

I am getting tired of talking about this, but there was yet another piece of stupidity published the other day. OK, I am not even going to comment on this nonsense. This column is about key words. I have had enough with claims about AI based on key word analysis, so I thought I would explain it once again, in a way that anyone outside of AI could understand. Consider this: What does the proverb: "a pig with two masters will soon starve" mean?