Beer studies and the science of socializing

Swiss researchers have completed a study documenting how alcoholic beverages function as a "social lubricant." Was formal research really needed to establish that alcohol "facilitates sexual disinhibition" leading to hook-ups? As if we baby boomers hadn't already made that connection decades ago. Perhaps the researchers weren't familiar with the wisdom (and wit) of mid-20th century poet Ogden Nash, who famously observed, "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." To the editor: How can I get on the research gravy train as illustrated by this study whose "researchers concluded that alcohol's role as a social lubricant can be traced to its ability to facilitate'sexual disinhibition?' " Revelation!