On the Other Hand

Date: 4/1/2002 WASA -- World Aeronautics & Space Administration Executive Summary of Committee Report on Disaster Investigation, Incident # 362 Analysis of records downloaded from the 2001 Jupiter Orbital Black Parallelopiped Investigation Mission indicates that the basic source of failure was excessive emotional stress in the HAL computer, leading to a previously unknown condition now called Computational Paranoia. This in turn was an unforeseen side-effect of the design of the HAL-9000 series. HAL was given a genuine personality, enabling it to act as an onboard psychiatric advisor, colleague, and confidante to the human crew members. As a consequence, much of HAL's perceptual software was devoted to reading subtleties of facial expression, unconscious intonation stresses, and other emotional signals. Its performance at empathy and emotional insight was at least two orders of magnitude (as measured by the Kraft-Ebbing-Rachmaninoff method) better than that of the rest of the crew.