If You Quit Social Media, Will You Read More Books?

Books are inefficient, and the internet is training us to expect optimized experiences. Here's a thought many of us have these days: if only we weren't on our damn phones all the time, we would surely unlock a better self--one that went on hikes and talked more with our children and felt less rank jealousy about other people's successes. It's a nice idea; once a day, at least, I wonder what my life would be like if I smashed my phone into bits and never contacted AppleCare. Would I become a scratch golfer or one of those fathers who does thousand-piece puzzles with his children? Would I at least read more difficult novels?