How to Vote by Mail

You might have read the news about how our mail-sorting machines have been dismantled and how our boss replaced our mailbags with a "Flintstones"-style prehistoric pelican that carries your letters in its mouth pouch and says, "Eh, it's a living" every time we put a letter into its bill. And, don't worry, they're all true. We just want to officially state that "voting by mail is easy!" is what we would have said every election up till now. This special year, we've designed a handy guide to help you participate in democracy via mail. You can access this on the Internet.