I've never played Minecraft in my life--but then I'm not a Christian, either, and have always delighted in the distinctly Mormon cinematic universe of Jared Hess, the director of "A Minecraft Movie." He's best known for "Napoleon Dynamite," from 2004, which evokes its spiritual milieu only implicitly, by the absence of secular pop culture and of teen-age ribaldry. He followed it with "Nacho Libre," starring Jack Black as a friar who enters the wrestling ring to save a convent, and, in 2009, with "Gentlemen Broncos," a celestial gross-out vision of an adolescent gospel. His satire "Don Verdean," from 2015, is explicitly set in church communities and involves relic smuggling in Israel; his 2016 comedy, "Masterminds," is a heist film that's centered on grace and holy innocence. With "A Minecraft Movie," I was impatient to see what Hess would do with another world of extreme fantasy, akin to that of "Gentlemen Broncos." The short answer is, too much and not nearly enough; the I.P. is the boss, the characters are its minions, and Hess--constrained both by a script that he didn't write and by the demands of complex C.G.I.--struggles to live up to his own œuvre, which is among the most substantially loopy (or loopily substantial) in modern cinema.

It was natural that the recent boom in video game adaptations would yield a new film based on the best-known virtual universe of the modern era. Minecraft, the Microsoft-owned digital sandbox that holds the record as the bestselling video game of all time, is finally taking its place in the annals of beloved gaming franchises--like Super Mario Bros. and Sonic the Hedgehog--that have earned the Hollywood studio treatment, celebrity stars and special effects and all. Helmed by Napoleon Dynamite director and friend of Slate Jared Hess, A Minecraft Movie throws Jack Black, Jason Momoa, Danielle Brooks, Emma Myers, and Jennifer Coolidge into the titular game's pixelated universe, subjecting their real-life bodies to the simplistic physics, creative engineering, and bizarre supernatural life forms that make up the expansive worlds of Minecraft. It took about a decade to get this flick off the ground, so the anticipation is high--especially among younger gamers addicted to the online playgrounds that gained such traction during the COVID-19 pandemic lockdowns. Already, the film is breaking box-office records held by previous game adaptations, and if you have a child who spends a lot of time playing on the computer, chances are they're definitely ready and excited to catch A Minecraft Movie--even if you barely know what Minecraft is.

With the popularity of video games, concerts devoted to the music of franchises like Final Fantasy and Assassin's Creed are a frequent occurrence at music venues worldwide. However, you rarely see two jazz legends reinterpret your favorite gaming tracks. That's what makes the event Elden Ring publisher Bandai Namco announced today so intriguing. On December 3rd, former Duke Ellington Orchestra member Kenny Garrett will join trumpeter Takuya Kuroda, best known for his album Rising Son, to play two shows at The Bourbon Room in Holywood. With the official score featuring 67 tracks, Kuroda and Garrett have a lot of material they could reinterpret.

We present a new way to derive dissipative, optimizing dynamics from the Lagrangian formulation of mechanics. It can be used to obtain both standard and novel neural net dynamics for optimization problems. To demonstrate this we derive standard descent dynamics as well as nonstandard variants that introduce a computational attention mechanism.