Yes, you have your R2-D2, your BB-8, Data (Brent Spiner), even WALL-E. So while we still can, take notes on these robots before they become our technological overlords. Not only are the Fem-bots evil, they are Evil's evil. Dr. Evil's (Mike Myers), to be precise. Attractive and seductive, the Fem-bots were a means of distracting, and killing, Austin Powers (Mike Myers), not only with their agility but with their "machine gun jubblies," guns protruding from their breasts.

The seas were blessedly calm as we sailed across the channel and straight up the Seine, into the heart of Francia. The skald led us in song, our voices booming across the placid waters, thundering in our veins. We leaped from our longboat onto the shores of Francia, shouting glory to the All-Father as we charged up the beaches. The sounds of glorious battle filled the air. Squelch, squelch, squish, grunt, clang, yell, grunt, clang, squish, squish, squidge.

Propel is a new NumPy-like scientific computing and machine learning library for JavaScript, currently under heavy development on GitHub. It's main contributors are Ryan Dahl and Bert Belder (early contributors to the Node.js Machine learning can be very computationally intensive, involving manipulating large matrices of sometimes enormous amounts of data. Currently TensorFlow is a popular library for handling this, and is able to use GPUs to help process it's tasks and improve performance. TensorFlow's great and it's well-documented but let's be honest, it's a bit weird.