Being an Ontologist

I am sometimes asked whether I am working on the stats, whether I am making progress on the stats, and what I do with all of the stats. People are also prone to hyperbole. I am told that I sure work on a lot of stats, I am always keeping myself busy doing stats, and I am the person to go to for stats. I suppose my real job is more mysterious than the one others imagine that I do. I first want to explain that for everyday people, the term "stats" or "statistics" often means historical data rather than statistics in a substantive sense. So people actually mean that I surround myself with data, which is certainly true.