Accenture, can I ask you a few questions?

Hey Accenture, are you aware that your PR firm is pitching your latest corporate beta for a creepy face and emotion-monitoring algorithm as a party trick? Do you know what a party is? Have you read the definition? Would you call requiring people to download an app before they can get into an event a party-time kind of thing to do? Would you say that demanding that people scan their faces so they can be recognized by an algorithm fun times? Does having that same algorithm watch and record every interaction that happens in the Austin bar or event space you've filled with some light snacks and a bunch of free liquor count as rockin like Dokken? Do good hosts require people to become lab rats in the latest attempt to develop HAL?