"Siri and Liam spotted together" and other #AppleEvent fan fiction

Apple introduced Liam, a new research and development project for older iPhones that deconstructs the device and separates all parts and materials so they can be used again. Are Liam and Siri a thing? That's what the Twitterverse wants to know. It took mere seconds after Apple announced Liam, the new machine that deconstructs the old iPhones, for people on social media to launch into conversation about what exaclty Liam's intentions are with Siri, Apple's voice-activated personal assistant. What is the meaning of this? BREAKING: Liam & Siri spotted together, probably dating.