eharmony review: A long, annoying sign-up process makes for a long, happy marriage

If you're interested in eharmony, I'm guessing you're 110% over being single or going through numerous breakups with people you thought you were gonna marry. Or you're tired of going on dates and having the person randomly stop texting you back, or tired of the "What are we?" conversation ending in some rendition of "I'm not looking for anything serious right now" from someone who is definitely too old to still be playing games. Yeah, well 10 million other people are tired of the same things, and they've put their love lives in the hands of eharmony. We're dating to put a ring on it, people. Not just dating for attention or as a reason to not be alone on a Friday night. If you're worried about the stigma that, for whatever out-of-date reason, surrounds online dating, we're telling you to reevaluate.