We made AI NFL mascots for the few teams without one - SBNation.com

And then there were four. With the Washington Commanders unveiling "Major Tuddy" last week, the commander pig of your dreams, there are now only four teams remaining without mascots in the NFL. The Packers, Chargers, Jets and Giants are the final holdouts from joining the rest of the league in having a fun anthropomorphic figure that not only children can enjoy, but drunk fans can worship like a god as well. At this point there's no reason to hold out, and I felt a need to pitch in and help these teams settle on their new mascots. To do this I used a highly scientific process of getting some keywords courtesy of Google autocomplete, and plugging them into the A.I. art program "DALL E 2" in order to get the perfect mascot designs for these teams.