MSI's new OLED monitor has an NPU for built-in AI, please end my suffering

MSI has a new OLED gaming monitor. It also has a built-in neural processing unit (or NPU). If you're familiar with that term, you know what comes next: this OLED monitor has "AI" built into it. After reading the official promo for the MSI MPG 271QR QD-OLED X50 and an extended session of bouncing various four-letter words off the walls of my office, I have to admit that this isn't the worst way to jump on the "AI" bandwagon. The NPU is tied into a CMOS sensor (a very basic camera) and a presence detection system, which detects whether a real human is sitting in front of it.