The PhilAIsopers Song

Turing's test caused wide unrest, Is Siri a machine or our silicon mistress? Minsky surmised, we're mechanically comprised, Man and Bot are the same, we don't need your stupid test. John Searle replied, it's a Chinese Room inside, It's a program not consciousness. "The Singularity, meanwhile," says Ray Kurzweil, "Gives us 30 years at best." There's nothing Deep Mind cannot rule by observation and brute force.