It's 2016 Why Can't Anyone Make a Decent Freaking To-Do App

Technology has given us one-tap access to taxis, laundromats, all of history's collected information, and sex. Yet it can't give us a decent to-do list. There's an entire corner of the Internet dedicated to making people more productive. Hundreds of apps run the gamut from beautiful list-makers to an electronic nag that literally curses at you until you get your shit done. It's remarkably fulfilling to spend so much time organizing and planning instead of actually getting stuff done.