Who's Iris Pear? Nuclear physics conference accepts nonsensical 'autocomplete' study

Next month, Dr. Iris Pear will present her groundbreaking new study at the International Conference on Atomic and Nuclear Physics. Iris Pear – a play on "Siri Apple" – is the invention of Christophe Bartneck, an associate professor of computer science at New Zealand's University of Canterbury. The study in question is completely nonsensical, procedurally generated by iOS's autocomplete function. Why, then, did a conference for "leading academic scientists" select it for presentation? On Thursday, Dr. Bartneck received an invitation to submit research for an upcoming conference on nuclear physics.